Improve your aim

Apparently other men have poor aim and miss the toilet. How can they miss such a large target? They simply aren’t paying attention. By putting a small picture of a housefly (why this?) on the inside of a urinal, “spillage” declined 80%. (how did they measure spillage? and what poor soul got that job?) Someone should sell a sticker that can be placed inside a normal toilet bowl and market it on Oprah. You’re certain to make millions. Incidentally, toilets are designed poorly because there’s still the issue of splashing. That Dyson vacuum cleaner should work on this.

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