Why I still won’t use Windows

TL;DR: It’s the service and hardware vendors that suck, not the OS.

I upgraded a family member’s computer to Windows 10. It went smoothly and the new OS UI seems fine. The laptop is a Dell XPS 12 (2013). Overall it’s an OK computer if touch is your thing. In doing this I discovered a lot of strange behavior in the hardware/OS interaction that was there before Win10. Things like (1) the computer suddenly wakes from sleep and drains the battery. (2) The USB port that does NOT support Powershare still provides power when the computer is asleep. (3) All the Power Plans have disappeared. And so on…

I expect problems with computers. The issue is it is damn near impossible for a novice to find a solution. In this case, even I can’t solve these problems. The support from the hardware and OS vendors is near non-existent. The forums are filled with dumbasses giving partial or incorrect answers. The OS doesn’t offer many clues. I’ve wasted far too much time searching for solutions.

Honestly, for most people Mac OSX is nothing special, except it Just Works. People spend 90% of their day in the browser anyway. Being able to walk into an Apple Store and have a “Genius” fix simple problems is a killer feature. AFAIK there is nothing comparable for Windows nor any consumer hardware vendor. Dell’s XPS support was never useful. Best Buy’s Geek Squad is a royal ripoff. ($70 to fix your email!) If Microsoft can’t entice hardware vendors to do a less shitty job they will continue to lose market share to simpler devices. The jury is still out on the Surface.

Google’s ChromeOS is the right idea, but still falls short. What can it do that can’t be done with a tablet + keyboard? Most people would rather get the latter. Some people still require extra software to connect to work and run work applications (like WebEx or Excel/PPT or VPNs). Those applications are ported to iOS/Android before ChromeOS. Also, the Chrome hardware is mostly $300 plastic garbage, plus the expensive Pixel.

Apple wins because their service is fantastic (IME), their hardware/OS combo Just Works, and OS X is good enough. Microsoft loses because even if Win10 were perfect, the service is abysmal and the hardware/OS combo is atrocious. The Surface might solve the last point. ChromeOS is in the middle because the hardware/OS just works, there is no service (AFAIK), and the OS might be just short of good enough for some people. A tablet + keyboard is better than ChromeOS for most people because iOS/Android has more apps.


Offline Google Drive without changing default browser

Google Drive supports offline access of your documents by running the little Google Drive sync tool. When you click on something, the Drive tool acts like a local web server and opens your default browser. However, this will only work if Chrome is your default browser. What if you want to use something else? I found this old script googledrivesync-chrome which appears to do the trick for Windows. Download the zip file, copy the files to C:\Program Files (x86)\Google\Drive, and run “googledrivesync-chrome.wsf /install”. I just tried it on Windows 10 and it seems to work.

Notes for Computer Security

I’m not a security expert. For a long time I used the same terrible password everywhere because I’m a lazy moron. But I finally cleaned up my act. The first thing to decide is who is my adversary. I’m not trying to protect myself against government agencies nor violent crime lords. In both cases they will merely cut off my fingers until I give up my password. I’m primarily worried about hackers grabbing passwords in bulk from web sites. I’m only a tiny bit concerned about hackers getting on my machine directly.

I used Diceware to come up with a 6 word password, which is about 77 bits. I then changed a few characters randomly. Each change adds another 10 bits. I wrote it down on paper and store it in my wallet. I use this as my master password for LastPass. In addition, I use 2 factor authentication (2FA) using Google Authenticator to generate login codes (TOTP). Using LastPass I’ve generated unique, big, complex passwords for all the sites I use. Basically, there’s no way for me to log into anything without LastPass. For important sites that support it, I use 2FA with Authenticator. For these same sites I generated backup codes and stored them as secure notes in LastPass.

I use LastPass app on my iPhone 5. It’s a pain to type in my master password, so I use a PIN code to protect it. I wish that LastPass copied the iPhone’s Erase Data option: after 10 failed attempts it should delete the LastPass encrypted file. For someone to get this data, they need to get through the iPhone PIN and the LastPass PIN. I should use a password instead of a simple 4 digit passcode on the iPhone.

On my Mac I use the LastPass browser extension and the LastPass desktop app. Neither of these are password protected, and I turned off 2FA. I can set them to auto logoff after a timeout, but then I have to type in my master password every time. I’d prefer to enter a PIN code, which falls back to the master password after 3 failures. Instead, the only thing protecting my computer is a terrible account password. I should change that. Again, I wish the Mac supported a PIN for quick login and a backup password. Or 2FA somehow.

My laptop is encrypted with FileVault. Backups run by Crashplan are encrypted with my account password. The spare computer holding my backups has a terrible password and is not encrypted. I think that’s all ok so far. Though I’m not sure why security people trust FileVault and not Microsoft’s BitLocker.

For some inexplicable reason, none of my banks — the most important sites to protect!! — support 2FA. Etrade does support Symantec’s VIP Access app. However, why don’t they support Authenticator or just plain TOTP? Also, if I turn it on then I can’t use Quicken or Mint.com. It should support app-specific passwords that have read-only access to my accounts. This is a serious weakness.

I really don’t like Google Authenticator. I’d prefer to use Authy. It’s easier to use and it stores an encrypted backup of your codes to load onto another phone. But I don’t quite understand how they ensure the other phone is under my control. Could a hacker fool them into copying my Authy data to another device? Plus, their desktop app doesn’t feel like it’s in the spirit of 2FA.

LastPass is the center of my security universe. If someone breaks into LastPass, as they did recently, I’m pretty much screwed. Other people use KeePass because they have control over the encrypted DB. But it isn’t easy to use like LastPass. It’s a tradeoff I’m willing to make. I’d like to use Yubikey when LastPass supports U2F. This would prevent phishing attacks. However, I’m still vulnerable if someone figures out how to write a page that extracts data from the browser extension. Also, I’m not comfortable with their account recovery schemes. I think there’s a way for an attacker to turn off 2FA and then force recovery using a OTP stored in your browser. This would work if they have your laptop, including email access. I should fix this somehow.

Overall this setup is moderately secure, but the NSA could break it in a jiffy.

3-way merge of PowerPoint with git

This doesn’t work for some reason, but I’ll make a note and look at it later. On the Mac’s Script Editor, the dictionary for MS PowerPoint 2011 says it has a method called mergeWithBaseline. That sounds like a 3-way merge. This is a sketch of what the code should look like. For some reason I can’t get mergeWithBaseline to do anything.

osascript -l JavaScript << EOF
PPT = Application("Microsoft PowerPoint");
local = Path($1)
PPT.activeWindow.presentation.mergeWithBaseline({withRevisionPath: $2, withBaselinePath: $3})
PPT.save({in: $4, as: "save as presentation"})

In the .gitconfig there should be something like this:

[mergetool "powerpoint"]
    cmd = pptmerge \"$LOCAL\" \"$REMOTE\" \"$BASE\" \"$MERGED\"

It looks like you can select different merge tools with “git mergetool –tool=powerpoint fileName”. Is there a way to trigger this by file extensions (.pptx)?

Build an interpeter in .NET

A long while ago I noted one could build an efficient language interpreter if the runtime could inline operations more aggressively. .NET has long had an attribute called MethodImplAttribute that gives the runtime some hints on how to compile a method. In .NET 4.5 they added one more hint: AggressiveInlining. This instructs the JIT to inline the method if possible. It took some doing, but I verified that it does inline methods most of the time. This post talks more about it. Plus, at the bottom is a comment from (probably) a .NET dev that says, “It simply turns off all our heuristics, and causes us to inline the method if the JIT is capable of inlining the method. The reason the documentation is so vague is that there are limitations to what the JIT can actually inline…”. So it works, but it might not sometimes.

To determine if inlining is working you can scan the ETW output from the JIT as described here. I did the following:

// Run wevtutil only once on your machine. It should work fine forever after. :)
wevtutil im C:\Windows\Microsoft.NET\Framework\v4.0.30319\CLR-ETW.man
// Do the following each time.
logman start clrevents -p {e13c0d23-ccbc-4e12-931b-d9cc2eee27e4} 0x1000 5 -ets
logman stop clrevents -ets
tracerpt clrevents.etl

Search in dumpfile.xml for MethodJitInliningSucceeded and MethodJitInliningFailed. They will give you a reason for what it chose to do. To make this a bit easier you might be able to use Reactive Extensions to monitor the logfile as described here.

The goal is to inline and optimize the interpreter directly into the program, thus creating a compiled program. This is the first Futamura projection. This is already pretty good, but to get the 2nd and 3rd projections you’d need to do the inlining at the bytecode level at compile time, not at runtime. That way you can save the optimized assembly and specialize again. This should exist somewhere. I couldn’t find anything comparable in the JVM. Perhaps LLVM? Maybe Rosyln?

Storm w/ Reactive Extensions and Dataflow

The Apache Storm project is a distributed dataflow framework. It’s used by Twitter to process a continuous stream of tweets through a network of machines. Microsoft’s TPL Dataflow library is similar, but only works on a single process. To get an approximation in .NET I want to convert MSMQ into a Spout.

One solution is to convert MSMQ into an Observable that pushes elements into a Dataflow block. I packaged this into the constructor for a QueueSourceBlock, which implements ISourceBlock. Here’s the code snippet:

public QueueSourceBlock(string queueAddress)
    var queue = new MessageQueue(queueAddress);
    queue.Formatter = new XmlMessageFormatter(new Type[]{typeof(T)});
    var tb = new TransformBlock<Message, T>(m => (T) m.Body);
    block = tb;
    var queueObserveOnce =
            () =>
                    () => Task<Message>.Factory.FromAsync(queue.BeginReceive(), queue.EndReceive)));

    queueObservable = Observable.While(() => true, queueObserveOnce);
    queueDispose = queueObservable.Subscribe(m => tb.Post(m));

The FromAsync method will receive only one message from the queue. The Defer method will generate a new FromAsync call on demand. The While method will keep calling the Defer forever. Whenever a message arrives from the Observable, it calls Post to push it into the TranformBlock. This block will extract the data and send it to the next node it’s linked to. This code doesn’t handle cancellation. AFAIK, there’s no way to cancel the BeginReceive on a queue, but I could support cancellation in other places.

Surprisingly there doesn’t appear to be a way to split a stream in .NET’s Dataflow. They’ve got a JoinBlock that merges streams, but not a SplitStream. I think if you increase the parallelism in a block it behaves sort of like “shuffleGrouping” in Storm. Still, it’s a weird oversight.

Simple Dropbox client w/ Reactive Extensions

Reactive Extensions is ideally suited to the task of monitoring a directory for changes. While the events from FileSystemWatcher are ok, it isn’t efficient. The goal is to send as little data as possible to the server. If a file is moved or copied, there’s no need to upload the file again. Instead, you should recognize the event on the client and simply send a Moved or Copied message pointing to the original file on the server.

Here’s a simple prototype. I left out all the code to track the files with hashes. It gets a little trickier trying to track directories. If a directory is deleted, the entire subtree is deleted. You can use SQLite with the closure.c extension to track hierarchical data.

Anyway, this proof-of-concept is easy. Cut and paste lost some formatting. Stupid tabs.

    public class DropboxClient
        private readonly FileSystemWatcher watcher;

        public IObservable<DropboxEventArg> FileSystemObservable { get; private set; } 

        public DropboxClient(string home)
            watcher = new FileSystemWatcher
                Path = home,
                EnableRaisingEvents = true,
                IncludeSubdirectories = true


        private void SetupRx()
            var changed = Observable.FromEventPattern<FileSystemEventArgs>(watcher, "Changed");
            var created = Observable.FromEventPattern<FileSystemEventArgs>(watcher, "Created");
            var deleted = Observable.FromEventPattern<FileSystemEventArgs>(watcher, "Deleted");
            var renamed = Observable.FromEventPattern<FileSystemEventArgs>(watcher, "Renamed");

            // Often it repeats a change event for every little change (timestamp, file size, etc). 
            var dbchanged = changed
                .Select(fe => new DropboxEventArg(fe.EventArgs));

            // This seems to work fine, I think
            var dbrenamed = renamed.Select(fe => new DropboxEventArg(fe.EventArgs));

            // Deleted is ok, too
            var dbdeleted = deleted
                .Select(fe => new DropboxEventArg(fe.EventArgs));

            // If file already exists, then a created file is a copy of another file
            var dbcreated = created
                .Select(fe =>
                    if (FileExists(fe.EventArgs.FullPath))
                        return new DropboxEventArg(fe.EventArgs, DropboxChangeTypes.Copied);
                        return new DropboxEventArg(fe.EventArgs);

            FileSystemObservable = dbchanged.Merge(dbrenamed).Merge(dbdeleted).Merge(dbcreated);

        private void CreateRecord(EventPattern<FileSystemEventArgs> fe) {
            // Create row in repo
            throw new NotImplementedException();

        private void UpdateRecord(EventPattern<FileSystemEventArgs> obj)
            // If file size is different, rehash and update
            // If dir, maybe do nothing. Not sure.
            throw new NotImplementedException();

        private void DeleteRecord(EventPattern<FileSystemEventArgs> obj) {
            // Delete file from repository
            // If directory, delete entire subtree from repo
            throw new NotImplementedException();

        private bool FileExists(string fpath)
            // If file, hash and lookup 
            // If dir, maybe do nothing
            return false;

    public enum DropboxChangeTypes

    public class DropboxEventArg {
	public DropboxChangeTypes ChangeType;
	public string FullPath;
	public string Name;

	public DropboxEventArg()

	public DropboxEventArg(FileSystemEventArgs fe)
		FullPath = fe.FullPath;
		Name = fe.Name;
		switch (fe.ChangeType)
			case WatcherChangeTypes.Changed: 
				ChangeType = DropboxChangeTypes.Changed; break;
			case WatcherChangeTypes.Created:
				ChangeType = DropboxChangeTypes.Created; break;
			case WatcherChangeTypes.Deleted:
				ChangeType = DropboxChangeTypes.Deleted; break;
			case WatcherChangeTypes.Renamed:
				ChangeType = DropboxChangeTypes.Renamed; break;

	public DropboxEventArg(FileSystemEventArgs fe, DropboxChangeTypes ct)
		FullPath = fe.FullPath;
		Name = fe.Name;
		ChangeType = ct;